wood

When an album fails to sell enough copies to become certified Gold or Platinum (or Silver where it applies).

That new 50 cent cd is commercial garbage, if America had any taste, it would go wood.

by c4c4c4 July 5, 2006

wood

Abbreviation for peckerwood. White boy.

A mexican jumped up from the shadows and told me there were no wood beds available.

by Reb Richard August 13, 2006

Wood

In the sales industry wood = a horrible lead where the prospect was a total loser and had no intentions of buying anything. They may have been broke or just a total ass looking to waste the salespersons time.

Hey how was that lead? It was total wood!

by Robb_Revere November 3, 2010

Wood

Slang for a genitailia

William said to Sally "Suck my wood!" and Sally ran away crying

by HomeyG-Funk April 25, 2003

wood

(adj) very hot

"it's 90 degrees outside!"
"bruh that's stupid wood"

by go0ey April 8, 2021

Wood

A white prison inmate that is NOT gang affiliated. Short for "peckerwood". Particularly on Federal and West Coast State facilities.

"This ain't you business wood"
"Still gotta get down for ur race Toad a buck fifty" ( Personal experience)

"Bad-ass peckerwood with the attitude,right?" American history X

by 40+aroundtheblock April 7, 2021

Wood

Something you can stick in, or play with fondly. Sometimes a pain in the ass in the morning, but alyssa really loves it.

Damn ryan! Look at that wood! STICK IT IN ME

by Yesbbay June 4, 2016