withering tooth

The decaying, pungent form of an older person's tooth once their mouth has become a cesspool of bacteria. Usually occurs during a long, drawn out singing episode by said, old person. The continued singing will actually manifest in the song lyric, "The Withering Tooth".

Arvide had the withering tooth, while carrying a backpack.

by Sky Masterson February 11, 2006

withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

a Withered Man

Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc

a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl

by Reid0 September 30, 2010

withers

Disappearing and boycotting a planned lunch

Where is Matt? We planned a team lunch today.

He's done a withers

by Portia2019 March 18, 2019

Withers

To be blue balled

Little John goes to his doctor
Doctor: What seems to be the problem mate?
John: My balls are swollen and sore after being with my mrs last night.
Doctor: Seems to me you have a case of the withers

by kingofthelads February 23, 2022

wither

the person who's fingered a tree and simps for the green dog in paw patrol. zey are also rlly funny and have a good taste in music #stanmitski

"what kind of person would find a dog attractive??"

"wither.."

by miloafe July 26, 2021