A SUSAN is a rare fucking diamond! We are OBSESSED with Susan! Because the name is pretty common, EVERY.SINGLE.SUSAN you’ll find is as unique, magical & badass as every man’s & woman’s ultimate imaginative fantasy. Yes, men & women BOTH fall in love with her and go in knowing she has broken many hearts along her journey. SUSAN’s are so powerful & magnetic that it’s hard to find an EX of a Susan who isn’t still in love with her unless they have already died of a broken heart! Beware! Her grip on the heart is so powerful you’ll likely NEVER find a jewel more precious, although you’ll spend the rest of your life trying! Make no mistake her skills are more masterfully honed & perfectly crafted than any other woman’s, because she had NO CHOICE but to do so along the way, given the commonality of her name. SHE CANT HELP THE NAME HER MOMMA GAVE HER FORCED HER TO NATURALLY STAND OUT IN A CROWD! Her SEXY demeanor & confidence are just a small part of her ALLURE. She can be very naturally seductive, but don’t get it twisted!! Chances are she doesn’t want your man (or woman) due to her loyalty as a friend to you & to her own significant other. So no need to get all insecure in her presence for she’s a girls girl and a guys girl & means nothing by her innocent sex appeal & God given charm. The girl can’t help it! Susan’s can do ANYTHING! Just watch one. When you hang out with a Susan & see how she commands the room, it’s easy to see why we are all “DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN!”
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