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The Stranger Stranger

To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of jerking off your friend as you fuck them in the ass. Because since you don't feel their penis, it's not gay.
Derek proclaimed, "No homo!" after giving his best bud the stranger stranger last night.
by DonKidick February 9, 2022
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The Spangler

When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.
Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?

Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler

Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her

Miguel: well was she mad?

Jack: dude she was PISSED

Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER

*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*
by spanglebaby April 20, 2018
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Tasting the Strange

When you're in a perfectly acceptable and enjoyable relationship with someone both emotionally and sexually, but you find the urge to cheat on your girl with another woman for no inexplicable reason. No matter how adequate your partner, you will feel the urge to taste another girl, or hook up with someone that's kinky or different than your current partner.
I caught Todd tasting the strange last night, I can't believe he won't be loyal to me!
by thenedflanders May 23, 2021
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Specialist of the Strange

Someone who seems to be able to overcome any situation no matter how unusual, dangerous, or messed up the circumstances. Might be legitimately superhuman, if not entirely from another world all together.
Did you see that guy? I keep hearing weird stories about him. Must be the Specialist of the Strange.
by SpecialistoftheStrange August 29, 2021
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The reverse stranger

The opposite of the stranger.

Instead of sitting on your hand until its numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are getting a hand-job from a stranger, sit on your dick until it's numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are giving someone else a hand-job.
George Michael likes to give himself the reverse stranger to practice giving strangers hand-jobs in public restrooms.
by rusty T-bone August 18, 2010
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The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.
That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.
by Kompress0r September 20, 2020
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The Danger Stranger

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.
by Brian H October 12, 2005
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