by Chusokorny May 9, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. I was bored and knew my chick was in a bad mood so I flopped my balls on her eyes and cock over her nose, I knew a good old fashioned Squidward would cheer her up
by Gatlin1976 November 13, 2021
Get the Squidwardmug. Squidward embodies the persona of someone who lost their youthfulness to the rigidity of adulthood whereas Spongebob is the opposite -- he has young energy that finds optimism in everything he does.
Don't be a squidward.
by Chovey March 15, 2021
Get the Squidwardmug. His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
My eyelash flew off
When I saw that dick was too soft (What the fuck?)
Need a dick like Rick Ross
Or Dora the Explorer get lost
Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home
He knowin' just when I'm on
I post it up like Malone
Get so much neck, it's wrong
That I should smell like cologne
Swallow this dick, it's gone
He's searching for it on Chrome
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
My eyelash flew off
When I saw that dick was too soft (What the fuck?)
Need a dick like Rick Ross
Or Dora the Explorer get lost
Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home
He knowin' just when I'm on
I post it up like Malone
Get so much neck, it's wrong
That I should smell like cologne
Swallow this dick, it's gone
He's searching for it on Chrome
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
by Morgii February 28, 2022
Get the squidwardmug. When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.
Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
by Downtown Tony July 15, 2010
Get the Squidwardmug. by EvanVanderbelt December 30, 2016
Get the Squidwardmug. a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.
by ? January 11, 2004
Get the squidwardmug.