Sorrow Swipe

That one hairstyle that all the emo kids have. Long bangs to swipe in front of their sorrowful eyes.

"Dude!...are you crying behind your sorrow swipe. you totally are! pussssy!"

by Ihatemos October 9, 2009

smartphone sorrow

The overwhelming feeling of despair and frustration experienced by teenage girls when their parents confiscate their smartphones after losing arguments, especially when they still need to communicate with their boyfriends.

After my parents took my phone away for arguing about my grades, I was hit with major "smartphone sorrow" because I couldn't even text my boyfriend to vent!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Thomas Sorrow

TRASH STRAIGHT TRASH. Cheats on his girlfriend with ugly hoes. Doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone but you know who gives a crap. He deserves all the bad karma he gets.

Thomas Sorrow?

Yeah, what a trash hoe.

by Realtlkyoo March 31, 2019

sorrow

When you feel so helpless and stupid and you think nothing is ever gonna be good again, and even macaroni and cheese taste like sawdust, and you can't even bother to masturbate because it feels too energy-consuming.

Sorrow is a part of me and my everyday life. I just want macaroni and cheese to taste good again.

by Well I'm... you know... Urban March 6, 2017

swamp of sorrows

stank pussy

That bitch had a swamp of sorrows.

by andr3a June 26, 2009

Sorrow Ride

Same thing as a joy ride but with a gas station at the end of it

o man i got to go the gas station at 4.50 a gallon this is going to be a sorrow ride

by Rave05 August 19, 2008

Sorrow Tv

A channel that makes you thinking about killing yourself nothing to the cringe, shocking and fucking painful situations he reads out from sub reddits. Seriously if he could cure my fucking depression it can for sure fucking cure yours.

*911 call*
Victim: Help me im fucking dying

*holding back laughter*
Operator: Oh shit what sorrow tv video your watching.
*says confused*
Victim: WHAT no i am L I T E R A L L Y dying.
*says in excitement*
Operator: Oh shit your watching r/niceguys aren't you!
*Victim dies from internal bleeding*

by Anthony mr.steal your girl March 25, 2018