rob

the act of masturbating and attempted to ejaculate in ones mouth but missed and you got a loadfull in the eye instead.

so i was going for a nate last night and ended up with a rob instead.

by junk monk September 19, 2012

rob

to 'rob' is a term originated from northern england which means to 'steal' or 'take something unlawfully'. To be 'On the rob' is an extension of this term, and is used when someone is stealing numerous things in a shop, or is planning to 'rob' a house. The term is probably derived from the word 'robber'...as in 'Bank Robber'

"The gypos are on the rob, you want a DVD player for £20"

"I was just walking along, minding my own, when this seagul swooped down and robbed me chips!....gutted"

by louista May 25, 2007

Rob

Rob is usually the name of an obese child with a dented head

That brick rob is constantly eating.

by Vhayne February 17, 2019

Rob

is a guy who locks kids up in his basement

that rob right there is a kidnapper

by FatKidFromTheInternet February 8, 2020

rob

he always says less is more, that is also like his penis. He has always a R.O.B. (random occuring boner)

Ooh Rob has a ROB

by Jasper L November 23, 2021

Rob

Cunt

Hey that guy robs a cunt

by Rydon September 25, 2020

Rob

Rob is a very nice caring person. Robs usually have blue eyes and are very cute! They are VERY outgoing and ask about your day and other sweet things! So if you come across a Rob say something because I know a Rob and I love him so much!

Rob is a very kind and caring person!

by Lover_01 July 5, 2019