Kamala Harris

Vice President of the United States

Kamala Harris has been named the thickest politician

by condoms r too small for me June 4, 2022

KAMALA

WHEN CONFRONTED BY QUESTION OR AN ISSUE THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW OR BE AWARE OF, ONE BREAKS INTO LAUGHTER TO DEFLECT ABSOLUTE IGNORANCE. TYPICALLY DONE IN FORMAL AND SERIOUS SITUATIONS.

WE SPENT HOURS WITH THE AUDITORS AFTER THEIR REVIEW; WHEN THE LEAD AUDITOR ASKED REGGIE WHAT THE NATURE OF THE VARIANCE IN REVENUE CONSISTED OF. REGGIE LOOKED DUMBFOUNDED AND PULLED A KAMALA, AND THEN SAID SOMETHING INNOCUOUS, THAT PISSED OFF THE AUDIT TEAM.

by RONDO MONDO August 23, 2021

Kamala Harris

47th President of the United States

Kamala Harris is the 47th President of the United States

by Zorb29 November 2, 2024

Kamalas

Slang for dollars, just like saying bucks, bananas, shells, etc. Can be considered a disparaging reference to rising inflation during the Biden-Harris administration.

Guy 1: I just bought a Playstation 5!
Guy 2: Woah, how much did that cost you?
Guy 1: Just four-hundred Kamalas - I got a great deal on Craigslist.

by Pinetop1928 October 26, 2022

Kamala Harris, MY president.

Kamala Harris is my president and your president and will and forever serve America, as Kamala Harris said “Did you fall out of a coconut tree” an infamous quote, that will be forever be the anthem of America, forever and always. KAMALA FOREVER.

I like Kamala Harris, MY president. serves America forever and always!

by fEMIninomenonLovelY March 15, 2025

kamala harris

the 23rd president

“who’s the 23rd president?”
“kamala harris, duh”

by imbetterthenyouatfortnite April 28, 2024

Kamala Harris

The least talented person to ever run for President.

Don: Hey, do you know how Kamala Harris got to where she is?
Joe: Plagiarism?
Bill: Favors for Powerful Men?
Barry: Identity Politics?
George: Lying to the Public?
Don: Yes!

by HonestyKing3 October 24, 2024