jonas brothers

the act of dropping the soap in prison on purpose.
the act of writing bad songs
listening to them may cuz: explosive diaria blood coming out of your ears suicide and even massive amounts of radiation for some reason???
nick jonas: drops the soap in prison''oops!! i droped the soooaaap!!!! totaly by accident!! im just going to go BEND over and go pick it up sloooowwllyy....."

prisioner1: pssshhh ur so gay i wouldnt wanna fuck if u were the last guy in the shower u stupid gay peice of shit!!"
nick jonas:come on man do you know how long i have been in here
prisoner1:its been 2 weeks ok fuck off or ill fuck u up
nick-really!!!!!!
prisoner1-NO
nick-this is my 2nd guess sos this is my 2nd geuss sos
Prisioner1-hhmmm those stupid ass lyrics can suck my dick dude ok there the last thing that humanity will her u stupid fuck!!!!!!

nick-jeez guys im so fukkin bored on writing these stupid ass songs.

joe-i totally agree man...
nick-...
kevin-...
joe- oh i know lets have a threesome!!!!
Nick-fuck YEEEAAAHHH!!!!
kevin-yeah!!!!
(three long gay hours later with the jonas brothers)
nick- ooohh lets make a song called S.O.S cuz i think my condom broke.
kevin-now we should make a song called paranoid cuz idk if im gonna be preganant

joe-YEEEAAHHH!!!
(3 hours later with stupid ass songs getting made up and the 1st time they played the END OF EVERYONES HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
by dropping the soap on purpose August 10, 2009
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The biggest cock-lickers on the face of this planet. They have no talent whatsoever, and they're lack of talent just makes them ten times gayer. They're fucking stupid and no, they did not save your life. Their lyrics suck so much ass that its turning brown.
Someone: Did you know one of the Jonas Brothers has diabetes?
Me: Good, I hope he dies from it.
by kaybuttttttt September 03, 2008
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The second-worst band in the world, for a reason that Naked Brothers Band already has that place.

I mean, seriously. They moan at every word on some songs*, some of their songs are offbeat", and they just plain plagiarize the good songs of yesterday^.

With a fan base of 7-16 year old females (averaging 15) they have a shitty fan base made up of screams of terror like the JBs are molesting them.
*Hold On
"Play My Music (It starts changing melody in the chorus)
^Kids of the Future (I mean, c'mon.) and their newest hit, Take on me (Dare to sing low when you haven't broken your voices yet?)

eugh..... Jonas Brothers
by Eugh..... October 20, 2008
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The act of adding Jonas Brother songs to another person's electronic devices (computer, ipod, phone etc.)
Kelly Jonas Brothered my ipod!
I've been Jonas Brothered!
by wdwerwfdsf November 09, 2009
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A trio of gay brothers that your fucking annoying little sister probably loves because she's a dumbass snotty brat and isnt smart enough to realize that the sounds they emit with their instruments and 10 year voices are torture to normal people's ears. These girls should get a life and boyfriend that will actually be able to see in person and not in some gay video or pictures. To imitate Jonas Brothers is to be a fag that listens to gay music,pretends to like girls, molest you brothers and suck huge cocks. Get a life.Go listen to some Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.
by No nonsense October 18, 2009
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The epitomy of homosexuality, bad singing voices, and great hair. Unfortunately for them, most of the gay male faction does not like to go for such pansy fellows such as the Jonas Brothers.
Gee, you listen to the Jonas Brothers? You must be gay, just like they are. That's simply super-duper.
by Chancellor of the Universe January 08, 2009
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Fag Bags, also known as the "Ho Bros"
guy 1: wow look at them fag bags...

guy 2: yeha there a bunch of ho bros

guy 3: fucking Jonas Brothers, they should suck my cock

guy 2+1: theyve probobly been there and done that
by Fahh-Q July 07, 2010
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