footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009

Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.

Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.

by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011

azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."

by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

FOOTIS

A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.

Anon 1: Hey did u learn about Yiotis?
Anon 2: Yes he harassed a friend of mine. He is such a footis

by Ancient Albanian May 23, 2022

Footy boy

The phrase attributed to an individual who is part of a greater culmination of likeminded individuals, often accumulating traits such as narcissism, arrogance, ignorance, and many more. They can also be described as “faggots” or anything else of that sort. The way these individuals operate combines being a dickhead to everyone but themselves and a few “lucky” others with unfathomably high egos and an attitude so foul, one would have to see a footy boy to experience it.

“Bro I fucking hate the footy boys they’re faggots”

by Professional faggot analyst May 10, 2025

Skin Footie

(noun) A dry foot job that peels the skin off of the penis with the calluses on the foot.

My girl gave me a Skin Footie, and now I'm in the hospital recovering.

by SkibonerEdgeLord January 23, 2025