used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.
gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009
Get the footy or it didnt happenmug. When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011
Get the Bear Wearing Footy Pajamasmug. by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022
Get the azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-footmug. A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.
Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
by PXRA September 17, 2021
Get the Footy Colours Daymug. Borrowed from on-field rugby talk, Footy Comms describes moments when the boys are dialled in, whether you're calling plays, hyping each other up, or all just on the same wavelength. Used in footy, on nights out, or any situation where group synergy is a g-up.
1. When the boys are all in agreement.
2. On-field communication during rugby, especially when wanting the team to give more.
3. Debriefing rizz / tuning to the boys
1. When the boys are all in agreement.
2. On-field communication during rugby, especially when wanting the team to give more.
3. Debriefing rizz / tuning to the boys
1. When planning a boys trip: someone mentions Bali as a potential destination, everyone simultaneously replies "Footy Comms" in agreeance
2. During a rugby game after conceding a try: "Oi, No one's talking out there. Turn footy comms on" in an attempt to get the team to communicate more.
3. "She snapped back in seconds. Footy Comms"
2. During a rugby game after conceding a try: "Oi, No one's talking out there. Turn footy comms on" in an attempt to get the team to communicate more.
3. "She snapped back in seconds. Footy Comms"
by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025
Get the Footy Commsmug. A fupa, (which is the area of fat above a woman’s genitalia) that shares the resemblance of a gluteus Maximus or, in other words booty. Medically and alternatively known as the the “Faximus”
“Girl you got a front booty….nah matter of fact you got a footy”
“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”
“Its not your beauty its your footy”
“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”
“Its not your beauty its your footy”
by Owner of cantaloupe April 13, 2023
Get the Footymug. A maple syrup Dottie is when someone slathers their toes in maple syrup and continues to stroke to shit w their maple syrupy feet
by Ballsdeepinjoebide May 27, 2025
Get the Maple syrup footiemug.