The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.

I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.

by TheBaldingEagle June 3, 2013

The Devil's Cauldron

The Devil's Cauldron is a sex position where you put your partner naked in a bathtub with boiling water, get in the tub with them and throw a toaster in there for extra *spice*.

DAMN he hella freaky. I cant believe he did the Devil's Cauldron with his girlfriend. Such a shame he's dead now though

by DivinityVT January 13, 2022

The devil's lance

When a male decides to give a particular lady very happy. He first gets an erection, but then things get really crazy. He takes a hot liquid, ex. hot coffee, and pours it onto his fully erect member. The coffee causes the penis to swell to gargantuan size and turn red, thus appearing as the penis of the devil himself. The female should almost instantly want to fuck her man because it is quite a sacrifice on his part, as it is quite painful. The proceed to have sexual intercourse, and the lady is particularly pleased.

Topher wanted to give his girlfriend a treat for her birthday, so he made a pot of coffee and performed the devil's lance.

by Topher4life November 9, 2009

the devil's left hand

Another name for gin.

Sam is such an alcoholic that the devil's left hand is pretty much a permanent extension of his left hand.

by Nick D April 3, 2004

the devil incarnate

(n.) The epitome of evil. Usually, this is used to describe someone elses' opinion. The devil incarnate is not to be confused with the antichrist, who is defined separately in Rev. 13 v.18

He thinks bush is the devil incarnate. Goddam am I tired, I should get off the computeer.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

The Devil's Ennema

Noun: An ancient & ritualistic sexual position, first practised by the Jhahabbi monks of Tasmania, Australia and Newfoundland, Canada, wherein during the course of anal sex (male-to-female in the "doggy-style" position), the male releases the totality of his over-filled bladder into the anal cavity of the female; the resulting pressure causing the excess urine to be expelled around the base of the member, while still inserted. This position is best used when the female's undergarments are still around the knees or higher, as to cause the highest chance of said undergarments being soaked the the resulting discharge.

N.B Uttering the term "the Devil's Enema" may result in thunderclaps, lightning flashes, and the sound of wolves howling in the distance.

"That skank in the bar was so hammered, I took her into the gents and gave her The Devil's Ennema without her even noticing that her pants were soaked in my piss. Can you smell that shit?"

by Mike and Tom's School of Evil May 6, 2008

the devil's footsteps

originated from a book of the same name

one in fire
two in blood

three in storm
four in flood
five in anger

six in hate
seven in fear
evil eight
nine in sorrow

ten in pain
eleven in death
twelve life again
thirteen steps to the dark man's door
won't be turning back no more.

cane be used as a skipping game and whatever number you stumble on is how you are going to die.

also if you say this in a forest where there are thirteen stones in a line, while stepping from stone to stone the "dark man" will come and take you.

lets play the devil's footsteps!!
one in fire, two in bloo- aw sally you fell, you're going to die in bloooood!!!!

by Lucius Stone November 12, 2011