She's the best and most gorgeous friend you can have. She'll be there for you when you need help with a friend or when you are confused as fuck. You laugh at her with the nickname "Mariele" but it's all friendly. You wouldn't be able to live without her. Have a Maria aka TCO in your life.
by Joacuch October 2, 2019
Get the Maria The Chosen Onemug. See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.
Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the The Chosenmug. a girlfriend stealing ho. An egotistical asshole. He thinks he's the shit, when in reality he's not it. His claim to fame is his mediocre outfits and hot girlfriend. But he doesn't even know how to treat her right.
Chosen's and Ass.
by barfgirlxo69 September 21, 2022
Get the Chosenmug. by DJT1995 September 26, 2020
Get the The Chosen Onemug. by Darce Vader June 19, 2023
Get the Chosen Warriormug. When you fill a glove with water, freeze it, then use it to finger a girl’s vagina and asshole at the same time using the gloves fingers.
by Auditair March 15, 2024
Get the Frozen Chosenmug. Chosen White , are a group of people making up every race, who are perceived to where white as a Deliverance.
by Bryn Benn September 2, 2020
Get the Chosen Whitemug.