The Captain John Morgan

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.

Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009

Being the Captain

Like in the Star trek movies it means you are fucked.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.

"Hey James, i'm just going next door, and uh you're the Captain. Bye!"

"Ah FUCK!"

(therefor being the Captain)

by Spilox May 8, 2009

The Captains Wheel

When 6-8 dudes all work each others dicks while in a circle, or all the dudes work one selected mans dick, while still forming a circle (eye patches, captains hats also can be added for style points)

the pledges had to endure The Captains Wheel this year. What a mess

by AZ and Marty July 28, 2011

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

quizzing the captain

To masterbate.

Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.

by Captain Failure the third February 11, 2009

Drink the cape off St. Paul.

Irish slang for someone who has the ability to partake in a large amount of drinking

I know I can drink a lot and often guzzle down bottles of prosecco out of Mcdonalds cups whilst sitting on town benches, but this guy I know can Drink the cape off St. Paul.

by Boumf January 10, 2017

sailing around the cape

When a man or woman performs oral sex on a female partner by starting at the clitoris then slowly working the tongue completely around to end up on the anus.

My boyfriend munched my rug so passionately last night and even licked me from my clitoris all the way to my asshole. I just LOVE it when he goes sailing around the cape!

by Haley Mills February 13, 2009