Boston Cream Pie

(Also known as Boston Cream Cake and Banana Cream Pie) Boston Cream Pie is a phrase meant for declaring that you have been interrupted while telling a story. The relation between the food and the situation (although weak) is that someone was being interrupted by someone who wanted to talk about pie all the time.
"So anyways, I was went up to her and I-"
"Dude, hold on I need to take this call."

"And then I went back to my room so I could-"
"Would you like a refill of your Sprite sir?"

"Hey, wanna hear something funny?"
"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go grab some food."
"......I guess not..."

These are the situations in which the person interrupted should say:
"Boston Cream Pie"
by Scot Taylor January 11, 2009
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I just busted a fat one and made a Boston Double-Cream Donut
by Zmxyz December 20, 2020
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Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!
Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).
by Tomgronk October 2, 2021
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The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into a the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
by Annib March 4, 2022
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boston cream

When a guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina and he then eats the seamen
Babe fill me!
Now eat it like a Boston cream!
by The Pocket man January 30, 2017
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Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch
Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022
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