Nice birdie putt Brandon! That calls for a swig of the ol’ birdie juice.
The guys were shooting so well today that I threw up some of my birdie juice onto the cart path on the way to 17
The guys were shooting so well today that I threw up some of my birdie juice onto the cart path on the way to 17
by 99 Oreos June 9, 2021
1. A high end prostitute in the late 1920's, early 1930's. Often too pricey for the general population, their services were often required by the wealthy and those in government.
2. An expensive ass hooker.
3. The earliest known form of high scale escorts.
2. An expensive ass hooker.
3. The earliest known form of high scale escorts.
by killerpenguins March 31, 2015
The type of revenge you get on birds for shitting on your car.
The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.
Works best if you have diarrhea.
If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.
The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.
Works best if you have diarrhea.
If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.
Jack: Dude you were pretty pissed at those birds that crapped on your newly waxed car last week.
Kyle: Yeah but the next day I found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.
Jack: You shit on some birds?
Kyle: Nope. Just the nest. There were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so I was thinking " Hey free breakfast"!
Kyle: Yeah but the next day I found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.
Jack: You shit on some birds?
Kyle: Nope. Just the nest. There were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so I was thinking " Hey free breakfast"!
by Mick the Dick July 11, 2011
by TheAngryMidget May 31, 2004
An opportunist (negative connotation); one who advances oneself unselfconsciously and without shame.
by Lord Mzok April 4, 2004
Consuming LSD, MDMA, Ketamine, and smoking changa right before entering the K-hole, while peaking on the LSD, MDMA and Ketamine.
by AllTheBirdsFlewAway May 23, 2020
Juvenile term for a method of consuming a drink from a community container (other than squeeze bottles) without said container actually making contact. The container's opening is placed just above the mouth, and the beverage is poured in. Requires a little bit of practice to avoid making you look like you have a hole in the lip.
by ke6isf October 15, 2004