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Alfredo

fuck u alfredo and u to jordaaang at it with the white vans
by Linkyloser65 August 31, 2016
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Children Alfredo

"Hey babe, you hungry?"
"Yeah I'm thinking something fancy."
"How about some children alfredo?" *unzips pants*
by Chad Buttersworth June 16, 2022
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baby alfredo

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man with noodles in her mouth. He then provides the sauce with the explosion of baby batter in her mouth, then she baby birds the noodles back to him!
We were having a great dinner then she gave me the baby alfredo
by Budmanpapa January 23, 2017
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Dirty Alfredo

Taken from the dialect of "Sucious Sanchiverous", (better know as a "Dirty Sanchez"), The Dirty Alfredo is when you take approximately 1 lb. of cooked fettuccine, gently throw it on of your partner, and proceed to ejaculate on the pasta and your lover. Thus, creating this opulent delicacy.
During Sex, that mothafucka gave me a Dirty Alfredo!
by Mike Medina February 5, 2008
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alfredo pants

A common term that describes when someone has pooped their pants while at a fine Italian restaurant, such as the Olive Garden.
(at the Macaroni Grill)

"Where are you going?"

"I've got to use the restroom otherwise I'm going to have alfredo pants"

another common usage:

"What happened to our waiter at Mazzio's last night?"

"Dude, I think he alfredo-ed his pants"
by wow4now January 2, 2009
mugGet the alfredo pantsmug.

Alfredo Garcia

Alfredo is a great man, has a great sense of humor and is a pervert but in a good way. Alfredo would go by Alfie that must people would call him,and know him by, Alfie is a sexy man and should "hook" up with a Nicole because she said so. Alfie is a great guy to be around with and is fun, he is very sarcastic and playful and that just adds on to his great personality.
person 1: whoa! whos the new kid, he looks sexy
person2: hes new, i think his name is Alfredo Garcia,but most ppl are calling him Alfie
person1: wow....id like to tap him
by smarty_pip14 December 30, 2010
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Fetishini alfredo

The hot hostesses brought out the fetishini Alfredo let the orgy begin
by D Flawless July 19, 2022
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