textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.

Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.

by fatsouliman December 15, 2014

Textually Monogamous

When two people are only text flirting with each other.

Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.

by HotPizza February 18, 2017

Textually active

When you’re dating someone, and you text often between datws

It’s been 2 weeks since date #2, but we’re textually active, so we’re still moving forward

by Rickydricky October 7, 2019

Textually Waterboarding

The act of reading Fly Away Peter by David Malouf

"I'm an English teacher and I'm Textually Waterboarding my class by making them read Fly Away Peter by David Malouf."

by #1FlyAwayPeterHater February 6, 2026

Textual Assualt

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

by Samuek June 4, 2013

textual intercourse

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.

by Chauncey Billups August 24, 2005

Textual Relations

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008