telecommoding

An office bathroom strategy where a person commutes to a bathroom on another floor or building to dispense of solid waste with the desire of not being recognized by co-workers if the session become foul and disgusting. Some who work in a place with limited bathroom choices may elect to drive home to use the bathroom. See shitbreak.

“I just stopped by your desk and didn’t see you there.” “Sorry sir. I just returned from telecommoding at accounting. I didn’t want to be seen removing the glaze from the toilets on our floor.”

by Clint Fu January 12, 2015

tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

by Three Beers April 10, 2009

Tele-Blaze

(v) to smoke Marijuana, and talk to a friend via the internet or other telecommunications method.

Mark lit up a J and then tele-blazed his buddy Quinden, who has also just smoked a lovely bubbler. The two excitedly converse about the possibilities inherent in the watermelon pipe.

by edehd August 30, 2009

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

teleboards

A message board where people go to bitch at each other about random, useless topics.

I went to teleboards because I was bored, and ended up reading every one of Derek's stupid "I'm here and I'm queer" threads.

by Oh YOU know. September 10, 2004

telecost

An abbreviated term for telephone costing or telephone reporting. The term identifies the method of collecting CDR (call detail records) and processing them using call accounting software.

Telecost is a solution for telephone call accounting.

by RSI October 4, 2006

Teleah

Teleah's a really nice girl who can scare the literal shit outta you if she wants. She's usually a blonde who's smart, strong and nice unless you get in her way. She's loyal in relationship's but don't get too clingy. She doesn't really need a big, strong guy, just someone who will love her for who she is. She is strong but you break her heart and you'll be sorry you hurt her. Whether she's your friend, best friend or boyfriend she'll stand up for you. Never lose a Teleah

She's so smart, must be a Teleah

by writerkilljoy May 26, 2019