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Addiction-Tethering

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.
"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018
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tecturing

When your parents think that sending you text messages is an effective means of behavioral control. i.e. "Text" + "Lecturing".
1. Even if I make no mention of going out on Saturday night, my mom always tectures me on the dangers of date rape drugs and having sex with strangers around 9:00 p.m.

2. My dad was tecturing me earlier about how I should think before I mindlessly text people after reading some stuff that I had sent my mom while she was napping, and I responded by saying, "And this is why I never want to talk to you."

3. Advice Dog is so annoying when he tectures me about remembering to take my LSD every morning. It's a good idea that I never pay attention to people who tecture me.
by squareforceone September 27, 2009
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Texturing

(tekst'cher-ing)
1. The exposition of a given subject delivered elaborately via text message as for the purpose of instruction or discipline.
2. To deliver a lecture to someone, via text.

v.intr. To deliver a lecture via text or a series of lectures through text messaging.

v. tex·tured, tex·tur·ing, tex·tures
Why do you insist on texturing me about peer pressure everytime I go to a party!?

If everything is ok then why are you texturing me?
by TYLERMAN22 November 12, 2010
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Bettering

A typo of the word 'Betterish'. Meaning feeling a little better, but not quite.
I'm feeling bettering.

Betterish*
by Lonefuckingwolf1432 February 4, 2017
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TWEETERING

Tweeting and teetering....as in on the brink or edge. Tweets that go that extra mile.
Trump is tweetering again and again and.....At the dinner table, I regularly announce to all in earshot - he’s tweetering again.
by Twizzlestix December 20, 2018
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Tatering

A highly popular catering company in the Dallas, Texas area. Well known for amazing foods and services.

The Owner known as Tater puts his spin on catering thus creating Tatering.
have you had Tatering's amazing Brisket and Sausage?
by Tatering July 19, 2018
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Movie Theatering

noun. going to first, second, third or fourth base wit someone in a movie theater without other people noticing
"I showed that girl/guy movie theatering the other day"
by yvette smith February 12, 2012
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