Tenties

An awesome way to refer to the decade that started in 2010 and ends in 2019. The one that we're in right now.

However, Damien Fletcher from mirror.co.uk said:

"The tenties have also been suggested but that just goes against the pattern of the decades because the ‘ties’ ending doesn’t start until 2020."

But screw patterns, right? Tenties ROCKS!!!

"I hope there isn't another world war in the tenties, like in the previous century" - your paranoid self

by havet1337 June 8, 2010

Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.

Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"

by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005

ozric tentacles

An exciting British prog band, started in 1983. They have an amazing interesting sound.

The Ozrics are my favorite prog band. Period.

by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004

testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

by Watchguard April 3, 2004

Tentacleware

Tentacleware: Software which when installed on your PC gets into just about every aspect of your operating system, causing problems with other applications, and even the OS itself.

Programs like AOL, Gator, RealPlayer, and Xupiter are good examples. Not to be confused with Spyware, Tentacleware is so entrenched in your OS its hard or nearly impossible to remove completely.

Sometimes the removal of Tentacleware itself causes problems, becuase it leaves holes in the OS where it replaced a DLL file with one of its own specialized ones.

"this freaking software has its tentacles wrapped around my PC"

-or-

"this tentacleware has my Windows by the shorts hairs, and I can't get rid of it"

-or-

Windows ME is the tentacleware of the millenium

by Anthony Watts July 6, 2004

Testicle Wrestle

When two guys slap their testicles violently at each other.

Timmy and Jimmy testicle wrestled yesterday. Their balls are now black and blue.

by FurFactor November 21, 2009

Buffalo testicle

Another word for apple.

When his brought a bunch of apples for him, he said, "Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!"

by APPLE FAN June 26, 2009