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Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch 

The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.

Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.

Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.

Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.

Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)

Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.

Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.

Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.

Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.

*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
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Tender Breasts 

Tender breasts are a sign of an oncoming period. This happens because various hormones cause change in breast tissue which causes discomfort.
My period must be coming soon because I have tender breasts.
Tender Breasts by Jc caylen July 10, 2016

Tender Branson 

Tender Branson is the main character in
"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.
"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"
Tender Branson by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004

Tender Roni 

Usually someone at least 2 yrs younger that you're dating/screwing around with.

Or what a guy would call a girl that he's dating and really cares about. (see Bobby Brown's song Tender Roni)

girlfriend young girl
I'm gonna see my Tender Roni tonight.
Tender Roni by Soulkisses January 7, 2009

Tender Loving Eye Fuck 

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.
"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."

tender roof 

The result of eating or drinking something very hot causing the top of your mouth (roof) to become raw.
Damn that pizza was good. It was too hot though because it gave me tender roof.
tender roof by riabrea July 15, 2009

tender voicebox 

in the act of violently shoving ones penis down a female, (or male's) throat till it reaches the voice box causing him, or her major physical and/or emotional damage, to one's voicebox.
Yo man I heard Mason gave Betsy a "tender voicebox"
Yeah man, she couldn't speak for a week.
tender voicebox by supakins August 20, 2010