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Teenager

Often want to belong somewhere, or to something at any rate. Most, I admit, are grumpy, rebellious, lo-life. But some are GREEEAATTT!
But please, please, listen to them! They often have a lot of very interesting things to say and are lovely peeps :).
Most definitions are extremely biased, and very hypocritical. They describe teenagers as grumpy, whinging kids. But if you say that, it's something along the lines of: Pot calling the kettle black ;)
No example is necessary as teenagers vary in music taste, clothes taste and opinions
by Brit December 26, 2004
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Teenagers

The age at which we start to leave childhood and realize that life isn't fair and shit happens.

Often times, teenagers learn a lot, and begin to realize they know a few things, so their parents think believe that teenagers truly think they know absolutely everything.

Oh, and whenever a problem happens, teenagers will most certainly rather blame somebody else for it than themself.
Teenagers on twitter:
A: Uhg I can't believe my mom took my cellphone she hates me so much.

B: It's so cold outside
C: Why are all my teachers so annoying?
D: I wish I had somebody to cuddle with but nobody likes me
by koja December 5, 2012
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Teenager

Someone who is well-prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse but not ready for Tomorrow's Maths Test.
Teenager : I'm a teenager!!
Dad : No you aren't,You haven't even studied for tomorrow's maths test!
by I HAVE NO PSEUDONYM November 16, 2014
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r/teenagers

Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:

- Selfies

- Losing their viginity

- Posts asking for someone to DM them

- Anti-vaping posts

- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to

- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"

- "Number game" posts

**List is not exhaustive
Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!
by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022
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Born Again Teenager

An adult who is between the age of 25-50 that still thinks they are a teenager. They dress like teens, listen to ether what's in the charts today or modern Kerrang bands like Neck Deep, Moose Blood, BVB etc and use up-to-date teen slang such as "Bae" and "On fleek".

Also born again teens often go out their way to hide their wrinkles, grey hair or the fact they are going bald with anti-wrinkle cream, hair care products and hair dye to make them as much teen like as they can.
Alan: Have you seen Liam lately?

Andrew: No mate why?
Alan: I saw him the other day. He was wearing skinny jeans and some Nike Air Maxe's with a t-shirt with the word #selfie on it and had bought some anti-wrinkle cream and some hair care products from Lush
Andrew: Isn't he 35?
Alan: Yeah he is. He told me he is a born again teenager.
Andrew: Whats one of those?
Alan: He is trying to feel and look young again I think.
by El-Manchenero April 19, 2018
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Teenager

Someone who's well-prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test
The teenager didn't study for any exam; but he had supplies for chaos.
by Toasty Toast Toasted March 24, 2015
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Illiterate Teenager

1.) The current generation of teenagers that have little to no education whatsoever, and strictly (STRICTLY) refuse to get any of said education, or a job which requires such education.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.
1.) Read? Read? READ?!?!?!?! Who da fuk reads deez dayz?? I aint readin nuttin u stupid fuk, who da fuk do u think u r tryin to get me 2 read?!?!!
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!

Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?

Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.

Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!

Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an

empty bottle for?!

Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!

Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*

You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.
by Thardus July 10, 2010
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