teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024

Teleporting High

The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.

Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”

Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”

Example dose✌🏻:

Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”

by The CHICK that TATTOOS April 17, 2024

Teleportal

A gateway or access point that allows instant teleportation from one location to another, defying the limitations of space and time. A teleportal serves as the doorway between dimensions, cities, planets, or even realms of existence, making it the ultimate shortcut for those seeking to avoid long journeys or traffic jams.

Teleportals are often depicted in sci-fi and fantasy as shimmering portals, glowing doorways, or wormholes that offer seamless travel across vast distances. They could be found in futuristic cities, hidden in ancient ruins, or even tucked away in the corner of your living room—depending on how advanced your tech is!

Similar terms: wormhole, gateway, portal

"I’m late! I wish I had a teleportal to jump straight to the office."

by streamerd October 6, 2024

teleporty

teleporty (adjective) /ˈtɛlɪˌpɔ rti/ means something teleported to a place then came back

my basketballs went teleporty.

by glamball September 13, 2025

Drama teleportation

When it's the end of the school year and drama is still going on so you save t for next school year

Too much is going on I'm about to drama teleportation.

by J.er.k haha May 22, 2016

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

International Teleport People Into The Hunger Games Day

10th November, a day where you can throw your friends into the Hunger Games

Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.

by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020