ted

to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit

"Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"

by nilsmartin April 21, 2009

ted

A fan of rockabilly music.
The Welsh Psychobilly group Demented are Go! used the word to form their name, as it is a modification of "Demon Teds are Go!", because psychobilly music is strongly connected to horror themes, Demon Teds seemed to be a logical name for Psychobilly afficionados.

Demon Teds are Go = Demented are Go!
If you are a rockabilly fan, you are a ted.

by Psycho Billy May 17, 2007

ted

Turner Field; 755 Hank Aaron Drive; Braves Stadium

The game tonight at the Ted had traffic on the connector fucked up back to 14th St.

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

ted

The Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston.

I want to go to Logan Airport from the Mass Pike, so I'll take the Ted to there.

by God July 21, 2003

teds

A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.

Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.

Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?

I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!

Broheim has some dank-ass teds.

by Ted A. Nugent May 8, 2009

if-ted

A person having the potential to be gifted if they'd only pull their head out of their ass.

"Yeah, that Sinjaya is a pretty motherfucker. But don't waste your time voting for him. He be if-ted!"

by KoolKatKev January 4, 2008

teds

Abbreviation for testies
A term used to describe your testicals

kicked in the teds
me teds are sweaty
score teds
swollen teds

by richard lawrie November 23, 2006