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hot techy

extremely good looking being, situated in the study centre, who will one day fall for jess
by Jizzles March 16, 2003
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techie minger

a person who is quite good with computers and other technical things. also rather unattractive, hence the 'minger' part. techie mingers often work in the tech support department of a company, and know far more than is normal about the ins and outs of servers, internet connections, firewalls, etc.
"if you can't get your internet connection to work, ask simon in tech, he's a right techie minger"
by Hels86 May 11, 2006
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De-techie-ized

verb. To be stripped of your social status as a Techie.
adj. To lack the average computer skills.
1) verb. There's a new kid at school, he's great with computers, I think I've been de-techie-ized.

2) adj.
Fred: Dam, my computer froze, control alt enter didn't work.
Bob: Ha, it's control alt delete, you are so de-techie-ized.
by TheGuyWithTheBrain September 2, 2010
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Techie Aim

A bad throw, similar in style and technique to that of the awful technician,more specificaly the lighting technician.
Matt attempted to throw the ball in the hoop, however he was restricted by his techie aim.
by Hannah Thompson November 2, 2006
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Techie

Either:
1.) A college-educated-20-something-year-old* who works in the Tech Industry Google, Facebook, Uber, JUUL... and, therefore, makes a direct impact on the quality of life in San Francisco, CA via:

a.) gentrification, b.) white-washing of local micro/cultures, c.) inflated & unsustainable housing market and prices

*Techies can, and overwhelmingly are, older than 20-something, however those 30yo+ techies oftentimes live outside of San Francisco proper- in the East & South Bays, where housing prices are not /as/ extreme as they are in the city.

/Techie is oftentimes used as a derogatory term. Techies do, actually, use the word to bash other techies who are on the extreme end of the "techie" spectrum./
1.) "...yeah, I mean, I'd love to invite Chad to the Art Gallery in Oakland on Friday, but I'm kind of embarrassed to be associated with a techie around my circle of artist-friends."

2.) "...and basically, I just wanted something in my life that was completely alien to the life I lived in Ohio, so I told Life to friggin yeet my yote-sack and just up and moved to San Francisco. Some of my friends work in tech and the endless possibilities for opportunity got me thinking- maybe this chapter of my life is when I transition from a 'Hipster' to a 'Techie,' maybe I'm a Techster? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. But, either way, at least I'll never be a Trust Fund Techie..."
by 420potkill3r October 20, 2019
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term techie

when a person uses vocabulary that people with the highest degree in fields use to relate to them
The term techie Jordan Thomas Cooper could talk like people with a terminal degree in middle school and was part of his school's academic competition team (Quest) which was taught by a teacher who was Stephen Colbert's brother.
by Coop Dupe January 4, 2020
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Techies

That hero in dota 2 that makes 9 players cry, and at the end of the game you will see “REPORT TECHIES”
He fucking techies report him
by JukeMaser July 23, 2019
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