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Protective Technician

A hockey player, usually of limited skill, who is tough as nails and willing to do whatever is required of him.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.
Dave Brown was an ankle skater, yet the greatest protective technician ever to play in the NHL, let alone for the Philadelphia Flyers.
by Robsy21 December 22, 2008
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Pole Technician

1. Another word for a stripper or pole dancer that works at a gentleman's club. Sometimes used by women and/or men in this profession as a more nuanced and professional way of saying what they do for a living.

2. A term used to describe a higher breed of stripper or pole dancer that has mastered the most difficult and intricate techniques of pole dancing. These individuals are capable of performing truly amazing feats while on the pole.
1. Tanisha thinks she's so fancy calling herself a pole technician. Girl, we all know you just stripping down at the Kitty Palace.

2. I have never seen anyone master those techniques as quick as Mika has! It's only a matter of time before she masters all of them and graduates to pole technician.
by ThatRegret October 17, 2015
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Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.
Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.
by Deimosian May 4, 2019
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Jib Technician

A person who builds or modifies already prebuilt things high on meth, thinking that their make-shift modification has improved the object and convinced they are a jack of all trades who can "fix" almost anything. Kind of like a flailed out MacGyver or an on-one Mike Holmes. Often times than not, the jib technician that wants to learn the anatomy of, for example, a laptop, the tech will flail it apart and put it back together with some screws or pieces of the laptop missing thinking that it will be fine.
by Steadybeat August 8, 2020
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The Technician

A skilled player, usually at a pub sport of some kind. Darts, pool, or particularly Snooker. Methodical and utterly emotionless in their approach to the game, surgical almost.
Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didn’t I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too.
by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021
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Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting
Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!
by pugsley89 September 14, 2019
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Technician

What you call a useless fucking mechanic
Andrew is fucking useless and doesn’t know between dog shit and a muffin.

He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “
by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020
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