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Tebowing

(gerund) The act of going down on one knee in order to suck God's cock.
Timmy explained, "I'm not praying. In the Gospels, Mark 5:6 clearly says not to pray in public. I'm actually Tebowing. It makes me feel warm inside."
by GreatWhitePope January 30, 2012
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Tebowing

Assuming Tim Tebow's post-touchdown prayer posture in order to mock the patriarchal system of (a) male resource control, (b) male competition to the point of war and killing to obtain resources rather than being productive (football being a game symbolizing this - and actually representing this in player salaries), (c) male narcissism and pseudo-omnipotence and control represented by a male deity (i.e "God") and (d) female submission and dissociation (except in the home where mother authoritarianism sometimes occurs).
He wanted to have a modern marriage where he would be paid fairly, have a healthy connection with his wife (including a good sex life with her), and have the time to be a good dad to his children so he did some Tebowing to mock the patriarchal system (and those who are tools in it, like Tim Tebow) and show his objection to it.
by Denverite2 December 29, 2011
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Tebow

I know your cat died but stop Tebowing.
by The Rev D December 29, 2009
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Tebow

One of the most famous homosexual football players in NCAA Division I history. Plays "quarterback" currently with the Denver Broncos.
Janice: Did you see Tebow cry on Sportcenter?
Me: Yep
by Jon221 January 20, 2012
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Tebow

Sexual position completed on one knee where a man kneels behind a woman facing outward as he shoves his fist into her vagina as she stands with his tounge inside her anus pleasuring her. Prayer optional!
by PiggySkin January 10, 2012
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Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are
by rtv0587 November 29, 2012
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Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.
Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!
by AfroAssault November 2, 2011
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