tearjerkher

Saying or doing anything knowing it will make someone (usually a woman or a male wuss) cry immediately. This usually occurs in public and at inappropriate times.

This meeting is sure to be a tearjerkher.

We told her the results, knowing it was going to be an awful tearjerkher.

by smartypants2011 May 11, 2011

Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.

I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry

by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015

Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.

Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!

by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016

Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.

She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker

by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021

Tearjerk

This term has 3 definitions, one being a joke or someone so funny it immediately bring you to tears, the second being a sad movie/story that brought you to tears at the end. The third definition is when you cry while jerking off

@krell

Def1: haha that chud is so funny hes a tearjerker
Def2: that movie I watched yesterday tearjerker me
Def3: when my girlfriend gets mad at me I start tearjerking to her messages

by kr3llix0n7op March 10, 2026