tephox

1 some random leet hacker who hacked aol back in 1998 by putting pictures of breasts on the aol today page. 2 the leetest hacker that has ever roamed the earth. 3 a retired hacker. Also known as phox.

"Yo that dude was tephox!", "I'm going tephox today fa sure.", "Nobody is as tephoxed as that hacker!"

by ineligible January 16, 2007

Teapotting

The art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.

"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?

"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?

"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?

by Trashrock July 24, 2012

teaphile

{tee-phile}
Noun: “lover of,” “enthusiast for” the beverage made from boiling dried and prepared leaves of a shrub, Camellia sinensis, from which a somewhat bitter, aromatic beverage is prepared by infusion in hot water. So prepared, served hot or iced.

Harney doubted that his eldest son was ever a teaphile at all. His son's beverage of choice was Starbucks coffee. What a bloody coffeephile.

by Tsarstepan June 27, 2017

Aborigine teapot

Is a sexual act between a man and a women. the male participant must lower his testicles in to the females mouth while simultaneously drawing a painting on the wall\ceiling with his own feces.

"put the Aborigine teapot on, Im on my way round"

"its cold outside better put the Aborigine teapot on"

by Lengmanfresh January 28, 2019

Snowflaking The Teapot

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.

Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in

by 9 leighton terrace June 7, 2009

Teapot

A member of the so-called Tea Party who spews the most outrageous nonsense with complete conviction.

Derived from the combination of Tea Party and Crackpot, not that they can be seperated in any way.

Alternate spelling T-pot.

Did you see that Teapot Christine O'Donnell on Bill Maher's show?

by HavaBrain October 2, 2010

teapotting

Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"

Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.

by Colin J. S. October 28, 2007