teabag

To crouch one someone's body after you kill them in a game (usually halo). To but your sack into someone's mouth. A porous pouch containing enough tea for one serving.

That red team bastard teabagged me! Don't cry if you get neutered teabagging someone. Pass me the irish breakfast teabag please.

by Cogitator August 09, 2008

teabag

Used by lazy people in the process of making a cup of tea. A fibourous and semi permeable piece of paper containing tea leaves, which, incidentally are very small and inferior when compared to loose leaf tea. Those wishing to enjoy the best flavour of tea ought not use teabags, rather the more appropriate brewing vessel called a tea pot. Usually add about 1 teaspoon per person then one extra, and pour on hot water, and allow to brew for 3-4 minutes. Teabags produce an inferior cup of tea, and interestingly enough, some claim that they can taste the residual flavours of the paper in the tea.

What on earth do you want teabags for chaps? A much better cup of tea is obtained from using tea leaves in a teapot.

by opinionated_bastard July 04, 2006

Teabag

a bag full of tea, what you make tea out of

jimmy dipped his teabag in his grandmothers cup of hot watter and made tea

by Towelie March 14, 2005

teabagging

The act of a male placing his scrotum on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. Typically occurs after a black guy whupps a white guys ass in a street fight.

Jarvis is teabagging Zach after he whupped is ass in a street fight. Zach is now Jarvis's property.

by The Holy Diving Troll January 05, 2014

teabag

the act of dangling, rubbing, sliding, and wiping one's testicles (and testicle sweat) over a victim's face whilst they are asleep, incapacitated, unconcious etc etc. usually preferred by performers of a heavily homosexual nature, but can also be used in a guy-on-girl situation with great success.

GUY 1: "Dude, Sandy's just passed the fuck out!!!"

GUY 2: "You GOTTA teabag that shit, man!!!"

GUY 1: "She's gonna wake up to le' testicle' odor haha!"

by Jessesse August 13, 2008

teabag

A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

by Jason A February 19, 2003

teabagged

While playing Halo in multiplayer,after raining victoriously over your opponent(killing them) you crouch and uncrouch over their lifeless body.....whether over their head or other preferred area of the corpse.

I killed Default and teabagged his cold dead face, only right before i was sniped by a dirty vagodor.

by Stephen February 12, 2005