Tantric Television

The principle of maximizing the pleasure of a new television series, by delaying the immediate and empty gratification of single episodes, building to a climax when the season can be enjoyed in its entirety.

I've been abstaining for months from the new season of Mad Men so when the box set is out I can practice my Tantric Television on the couch with the girlfriend.

by Ralph Marathon April 27, 2012

hypermiling tantrum

An act of road rage provoked by a motorist driving slowly while hypermiling (driving in a manner that attempts to use fuel sparingly)

When the driver of car #1 was letting the car coast up a hill way below the speed limit, the driver of car #2 was so upset that he passed and blocked his path. This was considered a hypermiling tantrum.

by Bed time March 17, 2010

Tantalizing

Alluring, delicious, adorable, tempting, amazing

You are amazing, extremly tantalizing. :

by Raymond Wright February 22, 2009

Tantrump

What the president has when he doesn’t get his way.

The president wasn’t able to get funding for his wall so he had a tantrump.

by Anneinsac December 21, 2018

Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine

Another way to say Hentai with periodic table elements. Also another was to be called smart-ass by your friends.

(insert hentai orgy)

Albie: What does Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine mean?
Mexie: It means fucking HENTAI so go watch it
Albie: Sure.

by Night-Chan May 27, 2020

Man Tantrum

An over-the-top, childish outburst by a grown man from frustration by, and/or to divert attention away from, a situation he created.

"My husband didn't check the bag from the drive through and had a total man tantrum, throwing his fries across the room, when he saw they shorted him a burger."

by Mrs. Hopper March 11, 2009

Tantric fart

A spiritual experience akin to the auto-erotic delayed self gratification prized by the practitioners of tantric sex. This type of fart is as an orgasmic release, allowing chakra energy to flow forth from the anus. This joyful event may occur when the flow of bodliy energy becomes blocked, such as when one is forced to refrain from flatulent outbursts due to social constraints.

I had to hold my gas in all day at work, and when I let the fart loose in my car, man, what an orgasmic tantric fart that was!

by Jane Moneypenny December 5, 2007