poon-tangler

noun
1.someone who gets in the way of you getting poon.
2.someone who steals your poon from you.

synonyms: cock-block
antonyms: wingman.

I was about to hit it with Maria but Johnny told her that I had crabs and now she won't come close to me!. He's such a poon-tangler.

by Cpt. Broseph Funk January 12, 2008

tangality

causing drama or a web of conflict (emotional distress)

That video you took last night is causing tangality between my friends.

by Tedd the Cricket February 18, 2010

Tangled Stinky

When shit gets stuck in the hair of your ass and it gets more solidified and it hurts to get it untangled so you just leave it there

person 1: I got a tangled stinky
person 2: bro you need a shower to untangle that stinky
person 1: I know I do

by Tangled stinky man August 14, 2016

Tangled

How you feel after the use of illegal substances.

Jakk: How are you feeling right now Jitking?
Jitking: I'm fucking tangled mate.
Jakk: Chronic.

by Donaldyion October 27, 2016

Tangled

Its actual meaning is intricate, complicated. Strictly speaking it is twisted together untidily

One of them got tangled in his sword and fell or they told me he went overboard, tangled in the sails.

by HOLLYWOOD222 May 9, 2021

tangelnurt

to wrap the youre tonge around a Lamppost that looks like a PP

im going to tangelnurt that lamp

by 276bigrinderfendrlittolboy February 8, 2022

titty tangler

Somebody who frequently has sex with old women who have very saggy titties. This person will then continue to tie these women's titties in a knot, hence they are a titty tangler.

"Hey man you wanna go to the bar and pick up some tight pussy?"

"Naw man I'm good I'm a titty tangler."

by Nipple ring May 5, 2015