Taliban Cock

When you jerk off don't have any tissues so you rap your dick with toilet paper, making it look like a member of the Islamic fundamentalist group.

No tissues? I guess I'm gonna have to go with taliban cock again tonight.

by RipCastro1926to2016 November 26, 2016

going taliban

Nearly the same as a Leeroy Jenkins, however this is mostly comprised of pure win. Doing something stupid that has a 90% chance of failing and turning the situation into one made out of win can be described as Going Taliban.

Daniel- Bro, those guys have been talking about jumping you all day.

Antonio-I got this. I'm Going Taliban.

*Proceeds to beat the hell out of said "guys"*

Daniel-Damn, he's really Going Taliban on those guys.

by OneAndOnlySmerf May 25, 2011

taliban

Taliban- An Islamist Integrist Brainwahsed Pussyhole hiding in a stinky cave rapped round with C4 and a knife in his hand, wating for Allah which doesn't exist to give him a 1337 order to fuck himself up, but on his way to shag 100 virgins, mohammed's gna say:" sos, we ran out of virgins m8" ROFLMFAO.

TALIBAN-Find poor an Afgan:P.

by Annonymous546879 January 2, 2009

Talibanitubbie

the definition of a rotound Arab man, whose voice, when speaking his native tongue, sounds liek a teletubbie

Eh-Oh! time for Talibantubbie

by Borne September 23, 2004

Taliban Tunnel

A gay Persian dude. Can accommodate hundreds.

Hundreds of prisoners took the Taliban Tunnel last night.

by Bad Luck May 18, 2011

taliban

The Indian Takeaway in Wirksworth, Derbyshire, England.

"This curry from the Taliban is great"

by Andrew Waite May 2, 2004

Taliban

Students at a school, college, or university

"How many Taliban are studying at your university?"
"About 26,000."

by Etewilak January 2, 2020