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taker state

States that are net takers of funds from the US government.
Ironically, it's people from the Taker States that complain most about how money is spent on the lazy and entitled.
by whaaaaaaaaaaa😦? February 21, 2023
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The Shin Taker

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on.
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)
Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing?
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.
by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020
mugGet the The Shin Takermug.

Soup taker

A phrase used by Celtic fans for an Irish person that supports an English football team instead of Celtic. Also used to describe starving Irish people during the famine who converted from Catholic to Protestant in order to get soup.
Celtic Fan - " Wit! You're a pure soup taker if you're fae Dublin and support Liverpool instead of the Selik. Moan eh hoops, hail hail!"
by YNWA97 July 21, 2023
mugGet the Soup takermug.

Slut Taker

A promiscuous man who fucks sluts at any chance he gets.
That Mathew will fuck anything! What a Slut Taker!
by tron_player8 August 25, 2022
mugGet the Slut Takermug.

Cake Taker

A supremely ugly person.
Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!
by derty_sanchez August 12, 2010
mugGet the Cake Takermug.

picture taker

'70s CB slang for police with radar.
There's a picture taker at mile marker 52.
by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007
mugGet the picture takermug.

Yard Taker

Gay male who takes a measurable amount of cock To the butt and or the mouth.
by Powdered Toast October 8, 2009
mugGet the Yard Takermug.

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