Typewriter

The longest word you can spell on the first line of a qwerty keyboard.

Computer: What is the longest word you can spell, keyboard?
Broken Keyboard: typewriter

by LicenceHK May 30, 2020

typewriter

apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard

Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?

by October 09, 2023

typewriter

Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).

Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what

by i am child May 12, 2022

Typewriter

When you're bored AF so you go to the local Zoo and start mowing down animals with your guns

Guy 1: I heard there was a SWAT team at the zoo earlier?
Guy 2: you didn't hear? Gary lost his shit and went full typewriter earlier!
Guy 1: damn! I knew he was bored, but I didn't know he was THAT bored!

by GaryBoy420 June 28, 2019

Typewriter

The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.

Typewriter

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 06, 2021

defective typewriter

Skipping the menstrual cycle

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”

by Cowsforlunch August 23, 2022