turban jerk

prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk

i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk

by dirtio January 30, 2010

Turban tally

A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.

''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''

by C.Leggs August 25, 2009

Turban Stuffer

A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.

Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFHK:JHA!

Me: Stfu you Turban Stuffer

by Matt February 5, 2004

Turban Cowboy

Indian/Pakistani/Hindu People / or those who wear turbans (IE: Sikhs)

Dude, my taxi driver was a Turban Cowboy

by Hatman1969 December 11, 2012

Turban Fever

An extreme attraction to Sikh men that wear turbans. It is a distinct type of attraction that is exclusively associated with Sikh turban styles. The turban becomes a masculine symbol–acting as a mating call to women–attracts women interested in real men. A full, luscious beard can accentuate the sexual desire of women with turban fever.

She's got turban fever banging all those Sikh men with turbans.

by Arywn August 3, 2017

turban roller

Brown boy in Wisconsin living amongst white people and nobody else

What’s up you turban roller

by TheRealPapíChulo June 30, 2018

Turban myth

Urban legend that is popular in India

I heard that if you’re naughty, Ganesh, the elephant god, will come out of your cupboard and hoover your toys up his trunk. I think it’s just a turban myth.

by Nuphagus December 26, 2019