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TSA Handshake 

When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.
When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.
TSA Handshake by Airborne traveler November 24, 2010
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TSA Pat-down 

A TSA Pat-down is a sex move involving the placement of one's hand on the inside of another person's leg and slowly patting upward before engaging in a handjob or any other form of sexual activity. Can be used by and for a man or woman.
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TSA Pat-down by StainMcGorver December 28, 2010

tsa friendly 

When your date is not afraid to use their hands to touch you on a date.
Guy 1: Hey bud, how your date with the babe from the coffee shop?

Guy 2: It was great, after dinner while I was driving her home, she got TSA friendly with me in the car.
tsa friendly by chiguy61 December 2, 2010

TSA Massage 

Pat-down given at the airport security gate.
I didn't want to go through the scanner, so I got the TSA massage
TSA Massage by Xath's mom November 23, 2010

TSA Tuck 

A natural condition arising from ill-fitting pants or the very unnatural condition caused by suspiciously thorough pat downs by Transportation Security Administration agents at airports. It is easily recognizable as a combination of wedgie and camel toe.
Mary had a TSA Tuck going on. It was uncomfortable even to look at so I can't imagine how she felt getting it.
TSA Tuck by Brshy July 15, 2011

TSA touchdown 

Getting searched by the airport security because u accidentally left something in your pocket and you couldn't figure out what it was so the TSA had to give u a cavity search
I left some change in my pocket so a TSA agent took me into the back room and gave me a TSA touchdown
TSA touchdown by Batheahobo December 25, 2011