Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.
by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011
Get the Watching Trash Cans Drymug. by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz99 March 17, 2011
Get the Roller Coaster Trash Canmug. A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.
by VynilAngel December 13, 2018
Get the Stinky Hobo Vomit Trash-Canmug. Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trashcan is a sonic the hedgehog mini trash can
“man i’ll never get rid of my Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can”
“man i’ll never get rid of my Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can”
by soda thing November 12, 2020
Get the Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Canmug. Euphemism for the situation where one enters into a room catching a man doggy-style with an obese woman. Specifically, the woman clenches in surprise trying to get up while the man suddenly pulls out - he ejaculates upward and flinches. The image is much like one of a man riding a trash can down a wintry street doing his best to hang on and avoid getting snow spray in his eyes.
While Jim was banging that fat girl from behind we all ran in the room and scared him. He jumped up and gizzed everywhere while she tried to buck him off; it looked like he was trying to ride a trash can down a snowy street.
by opportunisticredditor November 26, 2010
Get the ride a trash can down a snowy streetmug. When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.
by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011
Get the Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.mug. To be so drunk or intoxicated that you end up falling and/or sleeping in a garbage can thus becoming trash. An alternative to saying hammered or just trashed, it is a whole new level of trashed.
Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.
Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.
Dude, that party was crazy, I got garbage can trashed.
Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.
She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.
Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.
She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.
by NastyNally May 18, 2011
Get the Garbage Can Trashedmug.