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the toronto

A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.

It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.

The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
Me and four hosers got into the Toronto last night, and now it burns when I pee.
by The iron horse May 31, 2016
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OPU-C Toronto

Oak Park University-Canada at Toronto. A university in the Riverdale neighbourhood of Toronto, Ontario. The university was founded by Mary Whitaker and Scott Ferguson in 1895 and has been a well kept secret ever since. Majors of the university include: racketeering, Canadian liquors, finance, business, hockey, lumberjacking, pinners, and curling. The university has been considered a poor reflection, a stereotype of sorts, on Canadian universities as a whole.
Who would've thought I could go to a school and major in alcohol?
Yeah, dude, OPU-C Toronto is where it's at.
by canadaeh February 23, 2009
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ray toro

Ray Toro is a cool guitarist from the greatest band ever my chemical romance. He is lead guitar and has a sexy fro.
People say he's not as sexy as the other guys, but they dont realise how fucking wrong they are!! he is sooooo hot!!! his fro just adds to the sexifullness...:)BEST GUITARIST IN THE WORLD!! (the other guys are sexy too).
Ray Toro is just so great it makes me very happy!
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Torgo

Shaky servant of the Master. Has giant knees and perverted antics. Character from "Manos, The Hands of Fate", voted to be the absolute WORST MOVIE EVER on imdb.com
I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.
by Cyrus May 8, 2003
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Torgover

Having an extreme mental and physical sluggishness due to a severe hangover
"Oh man, I drank so much last night I am totally Torgovered"

"I have a serious torgover"
by Chesticles May 16, 2012
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Jack Tors

Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"
"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors
by wevets March 7, 2009
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tolson

hard as nails, not to be messed with and as straight as a lamp post.
hes a fucking nutter hes got to be a "tolson"
by a tolson August 9, 2009
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