When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.
God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.
by Misterstitches November 22, 2019
The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.
by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013
This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.
Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Out for beers after a round of golf.
Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."
Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.
Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?
Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."
Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.
Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?
Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
by DaTruth33 February 22, 2014
A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.
by A. S. Murray April 27, 2023
"Dude, last night was crazy I got head from two chicks at the same time"
"No way you got double toppers from who?"
"No way you got double toppers from who?"
by Lattolanlogince May 06, 2016
A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."
1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.
by Matt the Poet September 21, 2008
Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.
Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.
by Ralph Caraveo September 08, 2005