People with the last name Toftgaard are some of the world's largest living legends
In the last name Toftgaard there is much wisdom and pride.
People with the last name Toftgaard are almost the best for everything the person does.
In the last name Toftgaard there is much wisdom and pride.
People with the last name Toftgaard are almost the best for everything the person does.
by Toftgaard January 24, 2019
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Their personalities derive from soyboys, they are of the same type but one usually has a distorted line of sight.
Oh also a tofuboy is asian. Korean asian, not india-smelly asian.
Their personalities derive from soyboys, they are of the same type but one usually has a distorted line of sight.
Oh also a tofuboy is asian. Korean asian, not india-smelly asian.
"These niggas are such tofuboys, it's unbelievable." - American chad in uni with a Stacys in both arms
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Reasonable adult: dude you’re in your mid 40s, give it up.
Me: nah man help me think of a name.
RA: you’re too old for that shit!!!
Me: perfect TOFTS it is!
Reasonable adult: dude you’re in your mid 40s, give it up.
Me: nah man help me think of a name.
RA: you’re too old for that shit!!!
Me: perfect TOFTS it is!
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Get the töfte mug.The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.
In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.
Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".
In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.
Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".
Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.
Or:
Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"
Jets fan: "I hate my life!"
Or:
Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"
Jets fan: "I hate my life!"
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