tobacculosis

A syndrome of the lungs caused by smoking more cigarettes than is sane or healthy.

I smoked so many 5 peso packs of cigarettes in South America that I developed tobacculosis.

by tsukiatari May 20, 2009

tobaccy wacky

While masturbating, you use your dip spit as a lubricant.

I'm about to go do a tobaccy wacky.

by chawfest2010 February 4, 2010

tobaccopalypse

The day federal government bans Tobacco in all 50 states and shit hits the fan.

Ted bought 10 cartons of cigarettes in hopes it'll last him through the upcoming tobaccopalypse.

by RokksohGloves November 5, 2013

Tobaccy'd

due to a prior engagement, your hasty last minute request was not acquiesced because he/she has already put forth a 2 day notice for their permitted absence.

Victim: Hey, do you want to go to B-Dubz with us?

Perpetrator: Sorry, but I already made plans.

Victim: What! With who! Everyones going to be going to B-Dubz

Perpetrator: Someone invited me to a party.

Victim: Don't be such a dumbledick!

Perpetrator: I'm sorry but I made these plans 2 days ago.

Victim: Man.. I guess I got tobaccy'd again :(

by WideOpenSpaces January 28, 2010

Tobacco

A plant used for smoking

Hold this rizzla while I put in the tobacco

by Morgs January 17, 2004

tobasco shits

Flaming diarrhea that burns like hell and leaves your asshole feeling like you shit out shards of glass covered with tobasco sauce

My asshole hurts cause I got the tobasco shits

by p00 July 16, 2006

gourmet tobacco

The expensive smoke... MARIJUANA!

"I don't smoke cigarettes, I only smoke the gourmet tobacco."

by squirrel girl February 9, 2006