Toaster

A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!

I think that robot is a toaster

by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe December 8, 2002

toaster

A visibly, large and apparent, cleavage line. Caused by the compact nature of a female's breasts in a bra and or low cut shirt, etc.

"Look at her toaster."

by Johnny Buckley January 31, 2005

toaster

1. Hand warmer
2. Knife Stand
3. Bathwater warmer (drop it in while on)
4. Bread Burner

"These are really nice hand-warmers"
"Whats that black smoke?"
"You have your hand in a toaster dumbass"

by mr fox May 24, 2007

toaster

The shocker, only keeping your hand flat and inserting all fingers into the anus. When you remove your hand, it appears burned, like toast. May also be known as the dolphin.

He tried the shocker, only to discover that she wanted him to toaster "Toast' Her"

by M. Michael Clean April 14, 2008

toaster

a white short bus used to transport the students of fancy prep schools to the location of their liking

holy shit, greer crashed the toaster; now everyone is dead!

by porters girl May 26, 2006

Toaster

A person who pops your toast.

I mean, when i that toaster, i just *Poff*. it was an automatic turn on.

by J to the second power. January 23, 2009

Toaster

Something that is so incredibly awesome and hot that it would toast bread.

Created in Naugatuck CT as a way of describing the sound of the mythic punk rock band Society In Breakdown.

Society In Breakdown is the motha fuckin toaster.

Motha fuckin toasta's an shit.

by Danny Breakdown October 23, 2004