Titties

A slang term for the breasts of a female. The key characteristics regarding this school of thought are (1) overall size, (2) perkiness, and (3) direction. Size is the single most important factor when grading a titty, The phrase, "the bigger the better" has never applied more. Big boobs are the only real truth in this world. Perkiness is also important, widely regarded as the "attitude" or "sassiness" of a boob, perky tits have been defying gravity's inevitable pull since the dawn of man. Direction gives a tit a personality. While personality is by far the least attractive quality, sometimes a good 45° angle can provide the character to really differentiate a boob from its peers.

"Damn, that girl has some big titties!" Kent exclaimed
"Hails, Grayson, do you guys like big titties or shmedium titties?"

by CBT42069 November 19, 2019

titties

Short for "it is what it is (tis what it is)". The sound is similar.

The company I interviewed for just rejected me. Well, titties.

by djolero February 24, 2020

titties

heehee titties

the boobs on a female human being, soft

hee. hee hee boobie. titties are funny xD

by Ivoivivoib September 1, 2020

titties

sexy

me: "big titties :)"

by w34sl3y November 29, 2020

Titties

Something that most girls don't have but they claim to have them

A girl named Emily: Omg I have 1cm titties I'm thicc as hell
Everyone else: STFU NO ONE CARES

by ;oEWRHIO;QAWHIRF4P;Q32RHY February 13, 2021

titties

bork bork

titties are like bork borok

by BiGbOoTyBiTcH420690 March 5, 2021

Titties

Lmao

Lmao Titties

by Dhhhwhahw June 30, 2021