thth

That had to hurt; a way to respond after hearing or saying something funny, mean, etc.

Jack: Congratulations! How far along are you?
Jill: What are you talking about? I'm not pregnant.
Jack: Oh. THTH.

by Jolie85 December 30, 2007

THTC

Short form for "Too happy to care"

Alternatively, 2H2C

Jim: Hey Charlie, youre kind of a dick
Charlie: I'm THTC

Megan: That bitch stole my boyfriend!
Jen: Sorry, im thtc

by BiznarBoi May 1, 2010

THTS

Too Hot Too Soon

For a guy/girl that's too young for you but is still totally hot

Girl 1: OMG he is sooo cute!

Girl 2: Yeah too bad he's THTS

by ctcrocks111 November 29, 2010

THTF

Too High Too Function. (As in when you get really baked and are unable complete basic tasks.)

Im Parallel parking, but since I am THTF its not gonna happen.

My girlfriend was THTF while making noodles after a bong hit.

by Zauy September 18, 2013

THTM

THTM Means that someone is to lazy to move because of the heat. Often used in summertime. To hot to move

Mate: man its hot in here. Lets go swim.
Dude1: thtm
Mate: ...

by Kall July 25, 2007

THTH

Short for Tired, Hungry, Thirsty, Horny.

How one generally feels after binge-watching YouTube videos for hours on end.

Bill: Hey, dude, wuwu?
Ted: Same as always, dude; THTH.

by GeodesicDragon September 23, 2018

thts

Acronym: Too High Too Speak

Example !: Dude 1: whats the capital of the united states?
Dude 2: THTS!

Example 2: Teacher: You haven't said a word in class all day!
Student 1: THTS!

Example 3: The person writing this entry is THTS!

by I AM THTS July 23, 2007