by Darkness666 November 03, 2020
Rob:"dude I'm going to pass this test because of my thesaurus.Joe:"ok then when you fail I am not kissing your ass.The next day...Rob:"aw man I got a F-!" Joe"should of studyed instead of cheating !".Thesaurus:the book that will make your teacher make your parents kill you single handedly.
by Brown skin beauty July 06, 2020
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by SpaceCoreFromPortal August 06, 2021
you thought was a dinosaur when you were in grade school when your teacher asked you to bring a dictionary and a thesaurus.
my 8 year old nephew, jam, asked his mom if thesaurus x are still alive these days because his teacher asked them to bring one to school.
by alexmanuel October 17, 2010
A thesaurus thot is an abnormally intelligent woman that has many casual sexual encounters, often without protection.
by Zachwashere March 25, 2022
When the brain so sloppy you start speaking Mandarin Chinese, regardless of prior familiarity with the dialect.
Mike's Sister: "Good thing Mike's still playing Pokémon Go, otherwise he'd catch me giving you the Chinese Thesaurus!"
Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"
Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"
by GamingBeast90 January 20, 2024