An older woman, usually 55-60 years of age and up, who clad themselves in excessive amounts of jewelry. They can easily be identified by the gold ring/s one that adorn every finger. Their favorite haunts are pawn shops, flea markets and the QFC shopping channel. A curious side to the Raccoon's fondness of shiny objects, is their penchant for being heavily perfumed. If you ever find yourself between a showcase of shiny objects and a charging, glassy-eyed raccoon, you can try the time tested diversion by shouting "jewelry sale across the street!" This may buy you just enough time to escape a certain, glittering, Oil of Olay scented demise.
by AxisOfSmeagol October 24, 2012
Get the Raccoonmug. by Unironic Cloud Shrug March 20, 2019
Get the Raccoonmug. by Adam November 21, 2004
Get the Raccoonmug. While getting head(oral sex) from a girl behind a dumpster you simply punch the bitch in the eye, giving her the appearance of a raccoon.
Chaz: Man did you see the fuckin shiner on Laura, I Gave that bitch a raccoon she wouldnt ever forget!
Chris: Eww Dude...that bitch is sick! but fuckin A on the raccoon brother.
Chris: Eww Dude...that bitch is sick! but fuckin A on the raccoon brother.
by Pacifico December 9, 2008
Get the raccoonmug. the act of engaging in hairy butt animal sex. the victim is usually left with painful and lasting memories.
by Air Bud 3 October 29, 2006
Get the raccoonmug. That's them kosher chocolate or coconut cookie things the jewish people eat during passover. Chocolate and Coconut raccoons.
by Manny F August 12, 2006
Get the raccoonmug. by itisfact July 1, 2021
Get the Raccoonmug.