Father

A person who only cares about himself, not his family.

He tells your mother that he loves her but is always making her cry.

And last but not least he is NEVER there when you need him.
"My father is a self centered asshole who only thinks of himself "
by StunnerC3847 August 26, 2017
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fathered

v. To lose badly or be prevailed over another to a great degree, usually in a some form of competition or verbal disagreement.

2.Much like the word sonned, but to a much more greater extent.

3.A comeback after being sonned
1. Nick was fathered by me in that game of poker.

2. Jim was completely fathered in that basketball game yesterday. He lost 21 to 3

3. Jimmy tried to son that dude with slam dunk but that guy fathered him and smacked it out his hands.
by Jim Jam November 01, 2005
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father

the nigga that left me when I was a child
'look at his father leaving to get milk'
by burrito turtle October 16, 2019
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Father

Fatherless Hobo: Mummy, what is a father?
Mother: Something you don't have.
by Melly Jelly January 21, 2023
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Father

Something you looked up because you don’t have.
You father went to get milk because your unloveable.
by Mercurary November 08, 2022
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father

A man your mom mom marries then when they have a kid then he leaves to get a jug of milk and doesn't comes back
Hey man! My father is is gone
Same here bruh
by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019
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Father

"Where's your father, John?"
by slushiithefurry November 20, 2022
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