Bake the bean

a melkshamism - bake the bean - to make and smoke weed . Used as code .Also used to mean that you are leaving or want to leave .

shall we bake the bean?
if you have weed this probably means you are suggesting going somewhere to skin up - if you don't it probably means you want to leave the present surroundings

by ScaryJim December 9, 2004

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole

Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009

bake the steak

Suntanning nude. No tan line. Typically a guy referring to including tanning his genitals.

Anyone want to go to Black's Beach? I need to bake the steak.

by RNPS January 13, 2008

bake the donuts

According to Joe Budden bake the donuts means to hit the studio.

I'm about to bake the donuts and release a new mixtape.

by blacknacoustic December 16, 2010

The Angry Baker

When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection

My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.

by JimmyRude December 29, 2007

the human bakery

while having sex the male pours flour and eggs into her vagina and beats it with his dick creating a dough.

I gave your mom the human bakery.

by Matt et Scott May 9, 2008

bake the jelly

when you bust your nut up in a bitch and she don't wash it out. that shit stay up in there! and it smell rank!

1) after a quickie, bitch dress up quick and don't wash and dude is like "bitch, you just gonna have to bake the jelly."

2) when jeff brings in cupcakes that his wife baked and chidi was like "how the fuck do they get the jelly in there?" and jason was like "they bake the jelly in the bitch!"

by chidi April 4, 2008