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that's what a man does

Phrase taken from the 2004 movie "The Girl Next Door." Can be used when disscussing sexual exploits, excessive drug usage, great plays in sports, a good book, and nearly anything. That's What A Man Does can be said at anytime when describing nearly anything that a man would do. Also, That Is So NOT What A Man Does can be used as a phrase of discontent towards something your buddy has done that offends you (ugly chicks, forget to pay you back for beer, etc.)
Me:Dude, I got so crunk last night I did two chicks at once on the roof.
Shane: YEA BABY THATS WHAT A MAN DOES.
Me:Except one was like 300 pounds and the other had backne like mad.
Andrew: No dude, so not what a man does.
by David Burner June 8, 2005
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That's What Your Mum Said Last Night

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.
Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*
by Static November 10, 2003
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That's What She Said

Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best
#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*

#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*

#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*

#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*

- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*

- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*

- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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That's what she said!

A term used to turn any phrase or sentence into a sexual joke.
"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"

"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"
by Piece of pie December 5, 2009
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that's what she said!

A phrase used when someone says something that could be taken the wrong way.
NOTE: Severely annoying when overused.
Person 1: Why is this so hard?
Person 2: That's what she said!

P1: Hang on, let me grab my pencil.
P2: That's what she said!

P1: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
P2: That's what sh-
P1: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
by IT'S_OVER_9000 February 22, 2012
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that's what you said

Similar to that's what she said, but much more useful because it works in any situation. When you say this to someone else, it will most likely confuse the other person.
Anuj: I ate curry last night.
Tomo: That's what you said!
Anuj: Um... Yeah I did?
by AnusMan2010 July 8, 2010
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That’s what they all say

The term is used for when someone says something that is a commonly used phrase.
Boy: “I’m sorry I can’t hangout I have to do my homework

Other boy: “That’s what they all say!”
by Nephele April 21, 2019
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